Rape (re)Defined. Courtesy of Paul Ryan, Ron Paul, Todd Akin, and Barack Obama.
Just … the idea of middle aged white men who have never been the victim of sexual abuse or have ever owned a uterus (as opposed to thinking they own every single one in their legislative jurisdiction), can have a say in what I do with my body is not just repulsive, it’s ridiculous. What exactly qualifies these people who apparently don’t even have a basic grasp of biology and human anatomy to define and justify what I may or may not do with my goddamn body? If I don’t get a say in Todd Akin’s ridiculous comb over, why the fuck does he think he can get a say in something as significant as a pregnancy? Also, WHEN THE FUCK DID MY BODY GET NATURAL DEFENSES TO UNWANTED PREGNANCIES AND WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS? ALSO WHAT THE FUCK CONSTITUTES A LEGITIMATE RAPE YOU PUERILE SACKS OF SHIT?